A panda went into a cafe, sat down and ordered a sandwich. He ate the sandwich, then stood up, pulled out a gun, shot the waiter dead, and headed for the door.
As the panda was reaching for the door, the manager ran after him, shouting, “Hey! Where are you going? You just shot my waiter and you didn't pay for your sandwich!”
The panda yelled back at the manager, “What did you expect? I’m a PANDA! This is what we do! Look it up!” Then he stormed out.
The manager opened his dictionary to find the following definition for panda:
“A tree dwelling animal of Asian origin, characterized by distinct black and white coloring. Eats shoots and leaves.”
HT: The Thirsty Theologian